Not or what?

All Hollywood's talking about lately is what's not…

For starters, Fergie's mum insists that her daughter definitely is not pregnant. "Nope, not at all," said mother of Fergie on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, when asked if the singer was expecting. "Did you see her at the Grammys? Skinny, skinny, skinny."

So, no little peas just yet for Fergie and her fiancé Josh Duhamel. There's no baby on the way — it's just love that's driving these two to get hitched. "I think people can't believe people do get married just because they love each other, not because they are pregnant."

And these two really aren't in a rush, Fergie's mum says. Why, they "haven't met with a wedding planner yet".

Fergie and Josh may not be rushing, but friends of Michelle Williams are worried that she is. Some are concerned that she's not really ready to be returning to work so soon after the death of her ex, Heath Ledger, who was the father of their daughter Matilda.

But, Williams doesn't agree. She's back on the set of her latest movie, 'Mammoth', which is shooting in Manhattan — right near Heath's old apartment. "She looked heartbroken, but did a good job keeping her composure," says an insider of her first day back. "She was also bleary-eyed, but she had a job to do, and she did it."

Michelle is just back from Australia, to be at Ledger's funeral with his friends and family. She took Matilda with her Down Under, but the toddler didn't attend the ceremony itself.

More than 500 people came to the huge memorial service, which was followed by a wake at Cottesloe Beach, where Heath had loved to go. Guests walked one at a time into the water in a tribute to Ledger and to say goodbye to the young actor.

"It's exactly what Heath would have wanted," said one of the mourners. "The sun goes down on our love. But it will never go down on Heathy."

It's hardly been a happy time in the world of film, with many in the entertainment industry taking Ledger's death hard. And given all the stars recently or currently in rehab (think Eva Mendes, Amy Winehouse, and now Kirsten Dunst), things are looking rather bleak in Lala-Land.

Woody Allen's even come out and voiced his fears for Scarlett Johansson. He's worried that she might go the way of other starlets before her, and he's not shy about letting the world know about it!

TRIXY HONORÉ

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"I don't want to read about her in the paper with this boyfriend or that boyfriend, or in rehab or taking pills. I don't think she's always made great choices. She has to take her acting seriously... the way someone like Meryl Streep did it."

Hopefully, Johansson has enough sense not to go down the drugs-meltdown-rehab road. It's so done already…

One thing she swears she really isn't doing is getting married to her year-long boyfriend Ryan Reynolds. And I'm sure she wishes she could be able just to go shopping, without triggering a firestorm of gossip.

Scarlett was spotted recently looking over wedding dresses in LA with family. Of course, the tabloids went crazy at the news — but it looks as if it was all for nothing. "A family member is getting married, not her," says a Johansson rep. "She is not engaged."

Sticking with the 'nots' — Angelina Jolie is really sad that she's not able to indulge what used to be a favourite pastime for the poufy-lipped star.