Sadly for Lindsay Lohan, no-one's giving her a bunch of cash for her latest star turn.

Lohan looks to have got herself that essential modern celeb accessory — a sex tape. Not that it was her idea. No, the smart thinker is apparently the delightful Calum Best — model, son of a soccer legend... you know, a genuinely useful member of society.

Former LiLo boyfriend Best reportedly emailed the video of himself and Lindsay to some friends. Huge shock — the footage landed up on the internet. Nice one, Calum. You're really a great guy. No comment on the affair from Camp Lohan.

Interestingly enough, though, another celeb is speaking up — and he's finally admitting that his past exploits might not have been quite entirely rocket-science smart.

Yes, amazingly, Steve-O has started to see the light. He's gone from the very craziest of the 'Jackass' stars, to a man with a bit of insight into the madness. (And all it took was being hauled away by the police for smashing holes in the wall he shared with a neighbouring flat.)

"There is more to me than the act of scrotum-stapling," Steve-O wisely observes in his blog. "I had never seen the tolls that my years have taken on my flesh so vividly."

"Pretty wild to wait until you're hidden away in the 'nut house' to become self-conscious about the way you look. I am, indeed, very proud to be exactly how I am, imperfections and all. As a matter of fact, I look forward to the deterioration of my appearance over future years, with hopes of giggling, in old age, at the thought of how truly ugly I will have become." Let's hope, in the interests of seeing those ugly twilight years, that Steve-O has put his days of courting death behind him.

But have Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton really put their former feud behind them? Signs point to 'no'.

First they were super-BFFs. Then they fell out and there was an icy chill for ages. Then they made up and it was back to being like, so, friends and stuff. Hey, Paris even snagged Nic's soon-to-be brother-in-law as her new boyf. Bu-ut, it seems that Richie's not actually all that thrilled at the double-dating thing.

"Nicole has made it clear to Paris that she doesn't like her seeing [Benji Madden]," claims an insider. "She thinks Paris is a total nightmare to be around and just wants her to go away. She isn't happy about Paris once again crashing what is now her picture-perfect life."

"Nicole is just hoping Paris' relationship with Benji goes down the toilet as quickly as most of her other relationships have. She just wants to get on with her life without Paris." Come on, this has to be nothing more than just malicious talk. Surely ex-con Nicole doesn't think she's suddenly better than Paris now that she's managed popped out a mini-Richie?

And surely Sheryl Crow knows she's better than uber-love-rat Steve Bing? Yup, Crow's apparently dating the man who not only accused his ex Liz Hurley of not being faithful to him, but then publicly denied he was the father of her baby — though, uh, of course, she was faithful and he was the dad. Even weirder — it seems that the pair got together after being introduced by a mutual friend... none other than Jennifer Aniston.

I just don't get it. Bing's clearly not the nicest guy out there, and he's certainly not wildly good looking. He must have some unbelievably great charisma and charm, though, since he's dated Hurley, been linked to other such gorgeous stars as Nicole Kidman, and has now managed to get together with Sheryl Crow. I guess women really do like bastards!

More celeb charmers and star chumps — in next week's Bitch and Famous!