I should make mention of at least one person whose outfit I liked, and Diablo Cody is definitely on that list. She won an Academy Award for writing 'Juno' (which, incidentally, is more of a searingly funny flick than the feel-good film it's typically billed as — though it's still brilliant), and didn't show off some million-dollar shoes on the red carpet.

"My stylist took me to go try on my Oscar shoes, which were made for me by Stuart Weitzman. They were sparkly. Kind of retro. With hefty brooches to be affixed atop each narrow toebox. I was pleased, but it wasn't, like, an event," she remarked on her website.

Then someone told her they were worth a fortune... "I honestly thought they were just sparkly shoes. Mr. Weitzman did mention that the diamonds were real when I tried them on, but I'm not Nancy Rockman, Expert Gemologist... I didn't, you know, bust out my miniature spyglass and assess the potential worth of my kicks."

And Cody wasn't sold on the fabulously-expensive footwear: "They're using me to publicise their stupid shoes and NOBODY ASKED ME. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide."

Enough with the successful actors — who's been doing a really terrible job on the big screen?

Lindsay Lohan and Eddie Murphy are topping the list of losers — winning the highly-coveted Worst Actress and Worst Actor, respectively, for their 'acting'. The Golden Raspberry Awards honour the worst of Hollywood every year, and their verdict was the Lohan's flick 'I Know Who Killed Me' was a particular travesty. Not only did it earn Linds the big acting Razzie, it also scoop a phenomenal eight wins in the nine categories for which it was nominated.

Lohan managed to get a second Razzie, too, for Worst Screen Couple — that for her turn opposite herself in one of the film's scenes. Eddie also had more than one victory — getting three of the four worst acting statuettes for his multiple roles as fat people in the transcendently awful 'Norbit'.

Next week I imagine there's going to be plenty of baby talk, given so many pregnant celebs at the moment, and the fact that J.Lo and Marc Anthony's twin boy and girl have just arrived. The proud parents are now back home in New York City with the little ones, but there's no word yet on names for the tiny twosome. And the question still remains: Just how many babies is Angelina Jolie going to be having? Clearly there's no limit to the ever-growing Jolie-Pitt army.

But, finally, I just have to share this sense-defying little snippet from the world of Jessica Simpson. Seems the bubbly blonde is in trouble with the makes of a fitness video she did, because she's apparently nixed the final product - causing Speedfit to sue her for loss of earnings. Now Jessica's Dad Joe Simpson has also been named in the lawsuit.

So, it's all about the money, right? Oh, no, says Speedfit owner Alex Asilean. By keeping this tape out of the hands of masses, "They are hurting millions of fat people in America." Seriously.

More flights of celeb-related fancy — in next week's Bitch and Famous!